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*wonders if 3peanuts remembers that she's dealing with a ninja lesbian*
*kicks out legs, sending the dancers holding her arms flying*
*takes out ninja sword and grins menacingly at remaining dancers*
Now, I don't want to turn anyone or any zombie into sushi, but you are NOT getting my copy of Woverine's first appearance!
(5 points to the person who can tell us what that issue is!)
*sweet grin to 3peanuts*
I've also still got the ninja ducks at my command, you know.
*happy wicked grin*
*buys some popcorn and hits the recliner*
This outta get reeeeeeeeeeeal good.
THE SCORE:
Brandiflakes- 2 3Peanuts- 2
Sarabinga- 0 Kat- 1
Mosquitos- 1 Bug Spray- 5
Ninja Ducks- 0 Dancers- 1
Bets Anyone?
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ June 04, 2002 11:50 AM: Message edited by: Lulu ]</font>
*ninja ducks see 0 as their score and head menacingly towads Lulu*
*backs away from menacing ducks!*
Um, no, see- Look, it's those nasty DANCERS you want!
I- Wow! Did I score you guys at 0? I completely forgot- you get an automatic 20 points extra- just for being creepy, threatening ducks!!
Isn't that great? Now back off you! I don't have any lunch money!!
*buys some popcorn and sits down next to Firebird ready for the next round*
*yells loudly*
Come on zombie dancers pull yourselves together!
We want it to last longer than 1 round we paid good money to see this you bunch of losers.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Branflakes:
, but you are NOT getting my copy of Woverine's first appearance!
(5 points to the person who can tell us what that issue is!)
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It was an Issue of "The Hulk" I forget witch number though.......
*what few ducks are left leave Lulu alone and quack their thanks*
*Bran eyes the strange creature that just ate half her ducks*
Now THAT is upsetting.
*takes ninja sword and does an excellent imitation of the cooks at a Benihana resturant and chops the creature into tiny bite-size morsels*
*the remaining ducks quickly eat all the morsels*
(thanks for the guess, Ski, it is an issue of The Incredible Hulk. Anyone remember the number?)
*sarcastic katchooish grin*
"Eh eh! You forgot my lepe...ehm mutant power!"
*and immediately a strange fog leaves the ground to fill the air, and every dancer's body vanishes in a deep, dark liquid"
"Now you will taste my victory nyahaha!"
(you always need a frightening evil laugh)
*and from that liquid a new creature is born!*
"This is my power! I can manipulate dead biological tissue the way I like best!"
*the Creature, created with the melted bodies of the dancers, looks with starving eyes the ducks*
"Yum!" *and in a gulp it swallows half of them*
"Prepare to die!", says 3p
*it's time to waste!* (ehm, sorry mr Thing...)
*ahem...what can an evil mutant do now?*
"I lost mosquitos and dancers, but i have still a possibility!"
*she uses part of the dead tissue left to create a sort of barbecue soup, then she uses her power to cover Bran with the yummy-nummy-foraduck'stummy liquid*
"Now you have to defend yourself from your own allies! Aahahaha!"
p.s. never wrote something so creepy...
p.p.s. Bran, do your ducks eat dead human bodies? Are you sure that the animals of your pond are ducks and not under cover vultures? [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img]
OK, That's enough...
*gets out of chair, walks away*
*comes back*
ahhh... nacho goodness...
*looks at self all covered in, well, goo*
*SIGH*
Boy do I need a shower.
*jumps into pond and washes self*
*ducks dive in and offer protection from preying eyes*
*climbs out of pond*
MUCH better.
*looks at 3peanuts*
*evil grin*
*throws 3peanuts into pond*
MUCH MUCH better.
(last i could tell, the ducks are normal ducks. i've only actually seen them eat normal duck stuff)
This is just like a B-grade incredibly strange film.
Disappointed at the normal tho ninja ducks, this tale needs something else.
*calls up the stars of Night of the Lepus*
*Unleashes the giant killer bunnies onto the field*
*Whistles innocently and wanders back to eat Ski's Nachos*
*discusses the possibilities of further interference with Ski*
Quite keen on getting those lesbian vampires from Brides of Dracula involved somehow.
FRAN - Can I have one of those rabbits?
KAT - No!
FRAN - Why not?
KAT - Because they're giant rabbits. We should kick David out of his room to have enough space for one of them!
FRAN - But they are cuter than David!
KAT - Ok, let's go!
FRAN - But...
KAT - No buts -GO!
FRAN - Weren't you beating that girl?
KAT - I'm done with her...It isn't worth beating someone who nobody finds worth saving...
*opens one of her eyes and sees Kat and Fran walking away hand in hand*
*grins*
*stands up and sizes 3peanuts*
Leave Bran alone dear, it's not polite to sniff people, or their stuff...
Come with me, let's go home together...
Bye, Bran, happy to hear your new house it's ok, say hi to your girlfriend, uh?
*whispers*
Darling, that dead tissue mutant power was the sickest thing I've ever heard from you! Now, come back home with me, I was going to have barbecue for dinner...
P.S.
Lesbian vampires?!?!?!?!
Hem, go ahead dear, I'm coming in a while...
[img]biggrin.gif[/img]
ok, lesbian vampires I can understamd, zombie ducks, ok... but what really has me stumped is..
how the hell did ski get MY nachos?
Two words, Bird...
Mutant powers.
[img]biggrin.gif[/img]
"Cough cough cough...water! Neutralizes my power!"
*soaked to the bone, from a horrible mutant a beautiful girl is born!*
"And now that I lost my power...well...could I just sniff it? Pleeeeaaaasssseeee Bran...can I sniff Wolvie's first appearance? Pleeeeeaaaaseeee, pleeeeeaaassseeeee, pleeeeeaaasee...pleeeaasssseee Braaann Braaaann pleeease"
*that's more horrifying than before!!!*
p.s. that number is the 181 of volume two [img]smile.gif[/img]
"Hey you blondie! It's not that she's not worth saving, is that it was Wolvie's first and..."
*Now hush you stupid mutant lesbian zombie girl!Or she'll get angry! Do you want Katchoo to get angry? It's hard to be a comic writer nowadays, I quit!*
"Oh please mr Writer don't cry, stay here with us, have an oreo, please don't you cry okay?"
*crunch...and as the sunset fades away 3p and sarabiga leave the battle ground to be happy...cruch...until the next battle...crunch crunch crunch...*
p.s. (to sarabiga: not had enough of lesbian vampires darlin'? [img]biggrin.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] )
*snatches nachos from ski*
getcherown damn nachos, punk...
(said while shoveling nachos in my mouth)
*Kicks Bird square in the nuts and takes back his nachos to share them with a nice person like Chaos Butterfly * [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
Jaye with nachos = [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
Jaye without nachos = [img]frown.gif[/img]
Jaye with sore, swollen testicles = [img]confused.gif[/img]
Jaye seeing Ski eat his nachos = [img]mad.gif[/img]
*grabs ski's rather large ears and throws him across the thread*
*shares MY nachos with Chaos instead*
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ June 10, 2002 08:37 AM: Message edited by: Firebird98 ]</font>
And the next thing that Bird sees will be an eris standing beside him holding a container of nachos.
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ June 10, 2002 08:58 AM: Message edited by: erisesoteric ]</font>
*grabs nachos*
THANKS
*commences to eat nachos like a crazed animal because, er... he is*
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ June 10, 2002 08:59 AM: Message edited by: erisesoteric ]</font>
GO GET MY EARS BACK YOU NACHO EATING FREAK!!!!!!!
*now that her battle is happily over and has ended peacefully, Bran pulls up a chair and watches Ski and Firebird fight, while munching on her own nachos*
*tosses a few nachos to the bunnies*
(yes, issue 181 is usually considered the 1st appearance, though technically he first appeared on the last page of 180-I have that one, too)
"I have that one too"
Oh Bran...
How many grannies did you have to pay to buy that book? [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img]
And I thought I was the only one who sold her mother for a comic book [img]confused.gif[/img]
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ June 12, 2002 04:22 AM: Message edited by: 3peanuts ]</font>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by 3peanuts:
And I thought I was the only one who sold her mother for a comic book [img]confused.gif[/img]
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Nope, haven't seen mom in years [img]wink.gif[/img]
LOL.
Actually, I got a good deal because at the time I spent at least a hundred a month at this comic shop. And, at the time I bought the 2 issues, I also bought several issues of X-Men from the 60's. Also, my copy of #180 isn't in the greatest of condition, so it was fairly cheap.
So, all told, I only had to move mom to LA to keep her way from the collectors. [img]wink.gif[/img]
I had a friend, we used to go to the same comic shop every two days and there he gave them at least 100.000 ? (50 bucks) every frikkin' time!
Well, one of these afternoons he paid 200.000 ? for a couple of things. The retailer had a strange grin on his face and when we stepped outside I heard him saying to the clerk:"Go! Buy me a Moet&Chandon!".
Someone has to pay for a retailer's child university... [img]smile.gif[/img]
p.s. I bought just a manga book...he looked at me as a poor Dickens baby girl [img]frown.gif[/img]
I can't imagine spending that much money anymore. Not enough comics interest me, plus, there's too many other things I'd rather spend my money on.
I really do agree [img]biggrin.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img]
*BURP!*
[img]redface.gif[/img]
Excuse me! Feeling rather full after eating Ski and Firebird's nachos.
*notices a giant bunny nibbling on Ski's detached ears*
*approaches and tries to retrieve ears*
GGGRRRRRRowl!
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Heh heh Nice bunny. Now then I really wasn't trying to take them away.
GGrrr!
Eep!
*backs away quietly from menacingly approaching bunny*
Ski! your ears, grab your ears while he's distracted.
*runs around the field followed closely by an irate giant bunny*
*grabs ears and puts them back on*
*chase's rabid bunnys with a hockey stick*
take that you little bastards!!!!!
Nooohhh don't you hurt those cuuuute bunnies!
*Beats bunnys into a bloody pulp and shoots all of them into the net that just apeard out of thin air*
Thats better [img]wink.gif[/img]
hey brannie-baby, i was just curious, and if ya say no i would understand, but might i see a pic of your girlfriend please?
*considers sending ducks after bunnies*
It'd certainly send fur and feathers flying. [img]smile.gif[/img]
and ears.....